morning again

hello. this is like, day-jar-voo . i'm on the same new pc, haven't been on the old one much lately cause this one's cooler, and it's morning. anyway, couldn't go to kids club today because i had a wierd rash on my side. we went to the doctors, but it's not shingles. it's in the classic shingles place though. hmm. anyway, if it's faded enough later i can go swimming, so i hope it has, because i want to go swimming. and if it hasn't, then i'll be really annoyed by friday when i can't go swimming on the traditional day! omg! anyway, hopefully it will have dissappeared by then so i can swim, and it MUST be gone by saturday or i'll go to the doctors again and demand salve, because i wanna swim. also, i might not be allowed to swim anyway cause i've got what i think is a acurrev. hold the monitor up to a mirror. so, not many people blogging anymore, grown ups and kids alike, because of facebook, eh? well, not anymore. i will lead them in1 i will..........well, i would have to create something even cooler than farmville, and no fair, i'm not even allowed a facebook account! i mean, i can sort-of understand phone, pen knife and keys, but facebook? i'm only gonna have an account so i can pet my elephants on farmville! and i know lots of people my age who have facebooks. lots.but anyway, since i'm not allowed to join em, i will have to beat them, with a blog every day. a blog every day keeps the facebook away, thats what i say. well, i didn't used to, but i do now, so stay with it. tomorrow i should be allowed to go to kids club, and i have made myself a character and everything! last night, the little turd on the pavement told me that there was a meteor shower on the right of the big dipper last night, i looked, but saw no meteors, and all i got for going out was a theory of what that little cluster of stars i saw in the sky was, and very scared(pearl kept jumping out on me and i got scared in queen's park at nite.) it's the queens speech today. also, if you want to watch something utterly hilarious go to bbc iplayer before it's too late and watch the impressions show. it's really good. ah, while typing, my rash has faded loads. it's faded so soon itll be invisible and everyone will think i made the whole thing up. and i don't blame them, for all they know i could have. anyway, bye!

morning!

i am at home, typing on our new pc! cool! we set it up last night. we got it free from my mum's work(not to be named:clue, it's a place with books in it). the monitor and desk weren't free, though. but they were cheap, so.....
anyway, jad (see, the life of jad) is coming round to our house this morning and yet again, he will see some part of our house moved around differently. that happens every time.

anyway, back on halloween(i was too busy to post then) was mohawk's birthday! lil moh's, i mean, big moh's is xmas day, the 25th of december.

alsoooooo, yesterday in the post a parcel for me came and it was the buffy the vampire slayer monster book. it's really cool. go to wikipedia to find out more about buffy.

well, see you later maybe , if i'm not doing something else tomorrow or later today. i dunno but i might be, depends when jad goes

happy 100th!!!

ok, a hundred times if typed this-hyello! and, it's number hundred. should i be documenting these posts in case blogger dies? arr, who cares. anypoo, i have a special spray for spraying ghosts, that i invented last night. ghost spray: to keep those ghoulies at bay! not to be confusesd with anti bacterial spray, in all rubbish retailers. and, i built my catapult, which looks a bit like bart's one. well, allthesame. okay, here is a video to keep dwindling people occupied.




did that selecting and control see ing work? if so, enjoy. anypoo, must be going. byeeeeeeeee

the curse of cornelius sigan

ok, this was episode one of merlin, series two. it was like this: the sneaky conman cedric muscles in on merlin's job as arthur's manservant, so he can steal keys to sigans tomb below camelot. he finds the jewel sigan's soul is in, and lets it get into his body. well, i mustn't spoil it for you, so hurry up and get on iplayer before it's too late!

it wasn't as good as episode one of merlin series one, the dragon's call, but it wasn't as bad as something really crappy like friends. ( so, if you don't want to be bound to their evil ny will, turn off e4 right now and put on a dvd of the classic merlin episode, valiant. )

new radicals song

hi, this is a post with an added video at the end. well, the lead singer who sings this song must get tired of that sun hat over his eyes all the time- even in winter! anypoo, i have got to show you a picture of a book i should recieve in the post any minute now!

yes, that pic is a pic of hardcover and i bough paperback on amazon, but, same difference. anypoo, he's carrying a staff, and a silver chain, and he's the spook. i have read the spook's apprentice, but i didn't own a copy, so, i am collecting them, and the best looking in old-cover is the 1st one, you see, they made these crap animated new look jackets. sorry, they're not crap, but they're nowhere near as good as the old-looking covers, which are just of the spook doing stuff, on the cover of the spook's apprentice, he's walking. anykangaroo, here is stuff about the spook's apprentice.

The story begins after the arrival of the Spook who will be taking Tom Ward, the narrator, as his apprentice. The Spook is a cloaked old man carrying a wooden staff in his left hand who travels the County fighting troublesome creatures such as Boggarts, Ghosts/Ghasts, and Witches, for the people who need these things gone. However the religious world hates them, for they are thought to be meddling in the dark powers themselves, which is against the Christian church.

Tom knows that his parents have agreed to make Tom the apprentice of the Spook. He will have to learn how the Spook fights "The Dark" as it's referred to in the book.

The Spook is actually a very caring person, and seems to look after Tom like a son. He explains that most of his other apprentices have failed, due to them being cowardly, disobedient, or deceased. His staff is not what it appears. Later on Tom Ward realizes it is very useful to defeat witches.

After learning what the Spook does, Tom is sent out on an errand to pick up some food for the house, (inside which lives a boggart, in whom the Spook has made a servant of sorts) suddenly some boys about the same age come up and threaten to beat him, unless he gives them some food. Tom refuses and the boys are about to beat him up, when suddenly a girl in pointy shoes shows up and scares them away by telling them a certain person is back.She has an ungodly amount of strength for a girl of her age


The Spook Draw by Allan BarbeauThe mysterious girl's name is Alice, and she is a relative of some of the most dangerous witches in the world: Mother Malkin and Bony Lizzie. Bony Lizzie used bone magic, a type of necromancery involving the bones of dead enemies. Mother Malkin was one of the most sinister witches, who used blood magic, a type of witchcraft that involved draining the blood of anyone she thought could have useful features. She was called Mother Malkin for her strategy of welcoming young runaway women into a care home, and then sucking the blood of every girl there to make her more youthful. Over time she had developed a taste for children.

A long time ago the Spook had bound Mother Malkin to a pit in the ground with 13 iron bars on top, so she could never escape to terrorize anyone again.

Soon Tom is tricked by Alice to give Mother Malkin some cake, which (Tom doesn't know) is filled with blood. Mother Malkin becomes stronger and breaks out of her pit prison in two days.

Now it's up to Tom to recapture this witch. The Spook has been tricked by Bony Lizzie into going to Pendle (a place infested by witches and other creatures of the dark) and can not help Tom capture Mother Malkin. Tom gets the help of Alice, who is found to be unhappy with her family, and their dark ways, to defeat Mother Malkin.

and, here is the new radicals song to end the post.

short back and sides, left floppy on top

today, i got my hair cut. i always get the very same haircut-the title of this blog post! anypoo, anyshoe, anyyou, any..boo! i will be going to the park later, so, well, better get to the point on the end of the pencil on the end of the hand on the end of the arm of the artist...my current book i'm reading is the spook's battle. i am so fast at reading those books! they are great, this is my advice..... read it! also, it has a website which you might want to see. well, you SHOULD want to see it.. oh. you don't. well then, merlin will return really soon! it is the first day of autumn, and i love autumn. i hate summer. well, i way don't like it as much as autumn+winter, and, there is the soon matters of halloween, and, even better.........



it's CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

a lot of stuff!

well, this is a load of stuff i have been meaning to blog, so, well, here goes. we went to cornwall. yay! well, we went on a long walk, and at one point i looked in the undergrowth to see what was there, and imagine my delight when i saw............... black lizards, lizards lizards liz! dee, dee! and, crabs galore! i saw a crab the size of a widescreen tv! almost. and i saw kestrels, goshawks and the best thing i saw.. was st ives. i like st ives more than home. it rocs.(as in, roc the giant eagle.) anypoo, i also sent 3 letters, and recieved 3 replies! one letter was to the bbc and guess what?(no, not snot) i got one back from charlene summers, some woman from the bbc! it was so cool! also, i bought a book about the new craze regarding my brain------------------------------------------
the spook's apprentice books and all that stuff, yy! and, the best place in the world for buying those books was, by a coincidence, apart from where the writer lives.. what do you know,(lots in my case) st ives!st ive sis the best place in the world, i love it so much! the other places i like are, york, edinburgh, brighton, and bath. (in no particular order)

mr blue sky cover

the frogs part one

john-bom harter was relaxing in his pond when he heard a cracking noise. the frog, being brave, swum towards where the noise had come from. then a stickleback grabbed him and shoved him inside a still hinging oyster shell. there was a latch on the shell, which was locked and secured with a padlock. john bom harter was trapped. the stickleback held on to the shell, until it sunk and the fish swum away in surprise. his head was full of questions, and the oyster shell was filling with water. he was going to drown. he could propel the shell across the muddy bottom of the pond, but not up to the surface. he then thought of something. he picked up a pebble from in the shel. he pounded the latch to open, but it didn't. then he saw the small bomb attached to the padlock. he was going to die, he was sure of it. his great-grandad drowned in a freak accident involving lemonade and pond dipping. then, he looked at the bomb. three. two. one.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

stuff that happened

so, what happened? oh, no, have i forgotten? ah yes. there was hes-fes. a camp in a field in kent. there was a huge scandal. air rifles, bangers, rudeness, cannabis, alchohol, theft and arson was afoot. (though usually a foot is afoot, but in this case it wasn't. and there was the flash mob.no, not a mob where everyone puts their trousers down, no, not a lynch mob. yes, a flash mob, where everybody does the same thing for some reason. there was a brilliant bubble-blowing flash mob by pavillion gardens, which made south east today, at least. it was to protest about badman and balls and web and all that homed stuff. i handed out 6/7 leaflets to the normal public and blew over 416 bubbles. there were tons of people there, and, cos it was on the news, i was on TV! also, for you sad people out there who missed it, it may happen again in september. i can't wait for that, can you? and, i have a holiday approaching. i will be in cornwall this time next week. the leaflets at the bubble blowing events said "why does ed balls want to burst our bubble?" well, i can answer that question. cos he's an idiot, that's why! i wrote a complaint to the BBC, about the all round evil cbbc program "roy" being a copycat version of lil howard. which side of the case do you support? lil howard's, or roy's? (i support little howard's side of the case because he's nicer etc.) i am now having some chocolate nexquix (a drink made from milk and yummy powders), which tastes like......well, chocolate nexquix. oh, this is a tip for anyone who likes to listen to someone rambling on about cereal: never eat shredded wheat. why? because it's made of shredded sparrows, that's why. do you watch deal or no deal? i do. 0857048750 pounds. deal or no deal? DEAL! bye!